An incomplete and ever-growing list that I began in 2005.

I love it when:

• there are 2 or more oyster crackers stuck together.
• The song ends right as you finish parking.
• A plan comes together.
• We’re the only two people who noticed that.
• There’s that little crunchy bit left on the stick after you eat the corn dog.
• Something arrives in the mail.
• You talk dirty.
• Someone else trips.
• The dog gets in the front seat and pretends like he’s driving.
• I hear from someone I haven’t heard from in forever.
• Someone starts a sentence with “Fact:”
• I turn the pillow over and get the cold side.
• The restaurant has mac & cheese.
• I arrive at the Gold Coast.
• You come back from the bathroom and your food has been served.
• I open the shampoo and it smells like apples.
• Interesting people come together and something great results.
• Someone inspires me and they don’t even know it.
• The character in the movie yells “Guards! Seize them!”
• I drive through a big-ass puddle.
• People throw their hands in the ay-yair and wave ’em like they just don’t care.
• Hilarity ensues.
• Someone offers me free food.
• I dream about flying.
• Someone at the club is overtaken by an uncontrollable urge to start doing “the robot”.
• “Multiball” happens.
• Something stays crunchy, even in milk.
• My doggie pees on his own foot.
• Anything talks in Peter Lorre voice.
• The guy driving the really sweet classic/vintage car is the original owner.
• There’s a piece of fruit that looks like a butt.
• We do it first thing in the morning.
• We have to reconstruct last night over the phone.
• Strangers have really weird conversations outside the bar right after it closes.
• My coworker says “effing” and “fucking” in the same sentence.
• The theater lets you pump your own popcorn butter.
• Really bad and obvious stock footage is spliced in.
• (list to be continued…)