On AM news radio this morning: “Coming up after the break, Alan Alda will tell us his new man-law that should never be broken: never have your dog stuffed!”
The question-begging is more than obvious: Alan Alda? Man-laws?
In terms of being qualified to dish out man-laws, I’d say that he’s in the same category as Richard Simmons, Christopher Lowell, and the singer of the Spin Doctors. Maybe we could put them all in a battle royale cage match with Julia Childs and see who wins.
And yes, I know that Julia Childs is dead.