A bit of solid gold from the “Police Blotter” in this morning’s San Mateo Daily Journal:
Civil Matters. An uncertified mechanic was paid $300 to fix a woman’s vehicle on the 700 block of San Anselmo Avenue around 10:49pm Monday, Dec. 19. [ed. note from me: this is not the time of day to go about car repairs.] He took the vehicle apart and would only continue working on it in exchange for sex.